To the tune of 12 Days of Christmas
To celebrate Kent Bylines’ first anniversary
In the first year of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Our bright star fallen from the blue
On the first month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the second month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the third month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the fourth month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the fifth month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Au pairs stopped from coming
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the sixth month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Robots picking strawberries
Au pairs stopped from coming
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the seventh month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Flash floods in Europe
Robots picking strawberries
Au pairs stopped from coming
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the eighth month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Lorry Driver shortage
Flash floods in Europe
Robots picking strawberries
Au pairs stopped from coming
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the ninth month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Energy prices rising
Lorry Driver shortage
Flash floods in Europe
Robots picking strawberries
Au pairs stopped from coming
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the tenth month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Poo in our rivers
Energy prices rising
Lorry Driver shortage
Flash floods in Europe
Robots picking strawberries
Au pairs stopped from coming
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the eleventh month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Global treasure Islands
Poo in our rivers
Energy prices rising
Lorry Driver shortage
Flash floods in Europe
Robots picking strawberries
Au pairs stopped from coming
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
On the twelfth month of Brexit, the news we brought to you
Lives lost in the Channel
Global treasure Islands
Poo in our rivers
Energy prices rising
Lorry Driver shortage
Flash floods in Europe
Robots picking strawberries
Au pairs stopped from coming
Green home grants collapsing
Oyster firms are tanking
There’s a kicking in the Pantiles
2000 lorries parking
And our bright star fallen from the blue
